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We’ve got to find a Scapegoat

It's National Poetry Day today, so we locked bard in residence, Moonay in the cellar and told him to come up with something for you...

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Someone to take the blame
Focus on their negatives &
Call ’em a childish name.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
A poncy, fancy dan
Someone who doesn’t run & chase
And give it all they can.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
A target for the boos
The object of our fury
Now just who shall we choose?

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
To follow on from Jeff
Some to cop for our abuse
Yet act as if they’re deaf.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Cos Powell’s now allreet
He used to be our whipping boy
But now we’ve seen the leet.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Someone not fit to burn
A lazy good for nothing, aye,
A few could take a turn.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Cos Burn’s turned out OK
And Massey played a blinder
Agin Charlton t’other day.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Now young Reece James might fit
Cos though he’s often not half bad
He’s just as often shit.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Someone whose play’s quite dour
Someone who thinks he’s better than us,
That’s it, it’s young Max Power.

We’ve got to find a Scapegoat
Cos our combined IQ
Isn’t that impressive really,
It’s only 22 !

We discuss scapegoats and, specifically Max Power on the latest Pie at Night podcast. Episode 32 – Rocket Man is available from all the usual places, our Soundcloud page, on iTunes  or by searching on your preferred podcast app.  You can also get it on our brand spanking new AudioBoom page, or if you like it here, by clicking play on the player below…

 

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