1. Jordi is not an Argie

2. Jordi takes better free kicks

3. Jordi isn’t a greedy get

4. Jordi has a fitter bird (probably)

5. Jordi is taller

6. Lionel is a stupid name, last seen being used by some dancing bloke on Give Us a Clue. Jordi sounds like George, which is regal

7. Lionel Messi has never scored a free kick against Wolves

8. Wigan Athletic have never tried to sign Lionel Messi, in fact no English club has ever tried to sign him and therefore Messi has never played in the BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD

9. A straw poll of (two) Wigan birds confirmed that Jordi is more desirable than Leo

10. Lionel has never been voted into the prestigious ‘Championship team of the year’ like Jordi Gomez

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