Presuming the Premier League have not copyrighted actual dates here are this seasons fixtures!
Sat Aug 13 – The newly promoted Canaries (H)
Sat Aug 20 – Bobby’s old team (A)
Wed Aug 24 – Carling Cup 2
Sat Aug 27 – Newly promoted Hoops (H)
Sat Sep 10 – Oil rich Billionaire’s Club (A)
Sat Sep 17 – Liverpool based Blues (A)
Wed Sep 21 – Carling Cup 3
Sat Sep 24 – ‘Arry’s Boys (H)
Sat Oct 1 – The team Bobby couldn’t be r’sed with (A)
Sat Oct 15 – Horwich Nomads (H)
Sat Oct 22 – Barcodes and Ale! (A)
Wed Oct 26 Carling Cup 4
Sat Oct 29 – Wacko Jacko Men (H)
Sat Nov 5 – Old ‘boring’ Gold’s (A)
Sat Nov 19 – Northern Chicken Men (H)
Sat Nov 26 – Bruce’s pretend Billionaires Club (A)
Wed Nov 30 – Carling Cup 5
Sat Dec 3 – Wenger’s Whingers (H)
Sat Dec 10 – Scharner’s Dream Team (A)
Sat Dec 17 – Roman’s Conquerers – not (H)
Tue Dec 20 – Paul’s Dads Lads (H)
Mon Dec 26 – Top of the Perch Men (A)
Sat Dec 31 – Let’s go Potty again! (A)
Mon Jan 2 – Bruce’s Blunderlanders (H)
Sat Jan 7 – F.A. Cup 3
Wed Jan 11 – Carling Cup Semi-Final (1)
Sat Jan 14 – Time to Sheik Rattle N Roll! (H)
Sat Jan 21 – Hoopy Dee Doo! – bet it’s changed to a midweek game though! ( A)
Wed Jan 25 – Carling Cup Semi-Final (2)
Sat Jan 28 – F.A. Cup 4 Tue
Jan 31 – Three Points Lane! A
Sat Feb 4 – The return of the Bainester! (H)
Sat Feb 11 – Sheetbok Scumderers (A)
Sat Feb 18 – F.A. Cup
5 Sat Feb 25 – Claret and Blues – Midlands style! (H)
Sun Feb 26 – Carling Cup Final
Sat Mar 3 – Liberty Love In! (H)
Sat Mar 10 – Not a trip to the Wharf! (A)
Sat Mar 17 – Schlapping Scharner’s Schweethearts! (H) (F.A. Cup 6)
Sat Mar 24 – Hope we don’t Kop it! (A)
Sat Mar 31 – Pulis’ Pummellers (H)
Sat Apr 7 – London’s Moneybags (A)
Mon Apr 9 – Fergie’s Fairies (H)
Sat Apr 14 – Gunning for an away win (A) (F.A. Cup Semi-Final)
Sat Apr 21 – London’s Cottage (A)
Sat Apr 28 – One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told… (H)
Sat May 5 – Northerners from a bad stock (A) (F.A. Cup Final)
Sun May 13 – Mr Personalitys Gold shirted gory Gobsheets (H)
