I got a letter from the chairman
Earlier today
I Opened and read it
It said I’m a sucker
They wanted me to pass the ball or whatever
Picture me given’ a damn — I said never
Here is a team that never gave a damn
About playing ping pong with me
Because they never did
I wasn’t wit’ it, but just that very minute…
It occured to me
The suckers had expectancy
Knees knockin’ as I dwell in my office
How long will it be?
They got me sittin’ in the East Stand
They wanna get me out — but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I’m not going to go on the run
But a brother like me can’t become — a passing one
Public enemy servin’ time — they drew the line y’all
To criticize me some crime — never the less
They could not understand that I’m a Bolton man
And I could never be a Wiganner
On the strength, the situation’s unreal
You got a raw deal, now I’m lookin for a deal
MUTUAL AGREEMENT IN THE HOUSE MUTHALOVAS
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