WAFCGRAPHS: The Victor Moses Dilemma

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Should he stay or should he go? Should we cash in or kick on and chuck a bundle of cash at our young protege. Get some money spent Whelan!! HE WANTS HOW MUCH?? Why, why, why are we always selling our best players? We’ll never get anywhere at this rate! And not forgetting: He was rubbish anyway!

 

These words and many more have been uttered on social media sites as yet another tedious gossip column tweets out the rumour that Chelsea have made their five millionth bid of the summer for young Victor, a mere ten pence more than their 4,999,999th bid. Here at TNS we just want it over and done with. Either Put up or shut up. it’s not like that Abramovich chap can only afford to go out on a Tuesday because it’s cheap steak night at Wetherspoons is it?

But let’s think of the player, poor, troubled Victor – what must be going through his mind right now as he weighs up his career options?

 

Here at TNS our boffins have come up with some graphs to help make young Vic’s mind up:

 

Oh well, at least should he make that decision to dramatically reduce his game time, there is always this…..

 

 

Look out for more WAFCGRAPHS soon or feel free to send us yours to thisnorthernsoul@gmail.com

See also: The exponential goal scoring of Franco Di Santo

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